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- By J.H 2/8/87
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- Milo Laslo, P.I
- Story 4
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- Captains Log, stardate 2215.6472353 <Click>
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- It slices, it dices, it washes your car!!! <Click>
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- Book'em Channo... <Click>
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- Milo: Boy I hate T.V!
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- Noise: Knock at the door.
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- Scene: Milo Laslo, private investigator sits alone in the dark at 4 am
- watching T.V in his apartment in New York City. A knock at the door
- prompted him to open it.
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- (Ed Note. Good plan!)
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- Milo:(Opening the door) Look, I gave at the...
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- Scene: Laslo didn't even get to finish his sentence as the body of Grear
- Savage falls to the ground with 456 roses sticking out of his back.
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- Milo: God! I didn't think Thorny Rose would take it this bad!!!
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- (Ed Note. See Story 3 for all the details)
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- Milo: Well. I guess I'll just have to call Lt. Pierce at the station to
- pick up Thorny for murder!
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- Grear:(Raspy) Sorry to disappoint you Milo, but I'am not dead!
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- Milo: I must avenge the death of a good friend!!!
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- Grear: I'am NOT dead, Laslo!
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- Milo: Such a hard worker......
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- Grear: Hey!
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- Milo: Damn it! You're ruined my scene!
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- Grear: Sorry!
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- Milo:(Helping Savage off the floor) What happened?
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- Grear: Well when I got to the Rose's residence, I saw Mrs. Rose
- fighting with Mr. Rose about her NOT having an affair. Mr. Rose
- looked pretty upset!
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- Milo: I'am not surprised! He always was an old weed!
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- Grear: Yeah, well anyways, I approached the Rose's, and blacked out! I think
- I was hit over the head with a petunia!
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- Milo: Go on, go on...
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- Grear: Thats it! When I woke up, there you were ranting about revenge!
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- Milo: You mean you don't remember any more??
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- Grear: Thats what I said...
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- Milo: I see. A case of forgot what happened, aye?
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- Grear: Isn't that called amnesia?
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- Milo: Whatever, I forget...
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- Grear: Look, aside from what happened to me.... I think Mrs. Rose is in
- danger!
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- Milo: Yeah. If he hit you with a petunia, just think! He might PLANT her a
- a good one right on the jaw!!
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- Grear: Right.
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- Milo: Get it? Plant? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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- Grear: Yeah. Plant. Come on, this is no time to be making jokes!
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- Milo: You're right, I'am sorry. Come on, let's PEDAL on over to the
- Rose's pad!
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- Grear: Pedal? Oh, I get it! Ha Ha HA!
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- Milo: Ya, that was kinda good!
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- Grear: NO. Lets go.
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- Milo: Yes, let's stop beating around the bush! Ha Ha!
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- Grear: Milo, you've already used that one...
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- Milo: Shhhhh! They'll never know...
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- Will Milo stop cracking these dumb jokes?
- Will Thorny Rose be charged with assault and flowery??
- Will Grear ever get those Roses off his back???
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- Tune in next file for the answers to this and other stupid questions on....
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- Milo Laslo, P.I
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- Scene: Credits
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- Story: Horny Culture
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- Dialog: E.F Hutton
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- (Ed Note. When he speaks, everyone listens)
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- Special Effects: Dr. Who
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- (Ed Note. On at 10:30 pm Sundays on PBS, channel 13 in Fargo)
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- Key Grip: Rambo
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- Gaffer: Bond.... James Bond
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- Written by: J.H
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